Any Calvalcadians on here that want a pet giraffe? I’m making them for all Cavalcadium members! Free giraffes for everyone!
-Oprah voice- You get a giraffe! You get a giraffe! Everyone get’s a giraaaaffe!
Tumblr adults are my favorite because we’re like a school of fish washed up on shore violently flopping around and gasping trying to avoid Lake Responsibility.
I wanna see who we’re gunna meet there!<3
you will meet the dark lords
I will be there! AND I’M HOSTING A PARTY AT MY HOUSE THE DAY OF THE FIRST CONCERT! You know. In case someone wants to go. :)
Oh. Right. my face..
I’ll be there Friday with my husband!
I just spent $14 on comics.
I don;t know if it’s the mother part of me, or the part of me that’s been in love with someone for 15 years and watched them grow up to be someone else, but Turn Back the Clock hurts. Oh god, it hurts so bad and I mean like chest aching, crying jag, god I need a hug so bad right now kind of hurt.
I could be working on ears and stuff, but I have no motivation unless I’m typing to someone, and I gots no one to type to.
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
How to tell who is singing on a Steam Powered Giraffe song:
If, when speaking, the voice sounds sort of like a slightly glitchy text-to-speech screen reader, it’s Hatchworth.
If it sounds like the voice is so deep it’s coming from an anthropomorphic moose, it’s The Spine.
If it sounds sort of like an old-timey cartoon character that’s about to make ALL THE MISCHIEF, it’s Rabbit.